So I had to go for blood tests today. And I was so ready to complain about how needles were evil and how scientists should stop finding a cure for cancer and other stuff like that and invent the hypospray. I mean there are scientists doing head transplants. HEAD TRANSPLANTS. Some Dr Frankenstein type guy is going to take a persons head and put it on another person’s body. And yet needles are still the best way of getting blood.
But then. The sodding blood tests didn’t even hurt. How am I supposed to complain about how needles are evil when the blood tests didn’t even hurt. No wait. My arm is sore now. Therefore needles are evil because my arm hurts.
TL;DR I hate needles.